A girl.

Once in the world there was a girl who could only speak in a box full of muffins.

She had nine toes and one nose and a tiny mark on her hip that looked like a chicken.

If she rolled on her side at night, the mark made a noise like this - baaagahhhhhk!  ha!

One day this girl purled a whole scarf, well, knit a whole scarf if you look at it backwards.

Then she took the scarf and she wore it to a play on the life of Shakespeare.

Which was not like his plays at all and it sort of dragged until the end when, well, I won't say...don't want to ruin the ending.

It should be clear to you now that this girl was the coolest.

Cat in a Box: Take II

If all of my Polar Seltzer boxes came like this, I would drink wayyy more Polar Seltzer.

Why cats love BJ's Wholesale Club

The usual result of our BJ's excursions - 

The Wicket in her natural habitat.