Once in the world there was a girl who could only speak in a box full of muffins.
She had nine toes and one nose and a tiny mark on her hip that looked like a chicken.
If she rolled on her side at night, the mark made a noise like this - baaagahhhhhk! ha!
One day this girl purled a whole scarf, well, knit a whole scarf if you look at it backwards.
Then she took the scarf and she wore it to a play on the life of Shakespeare.
Which was not like his plays at all and it sort of dragged until the end when, well, I won't say...don't want to ruin the ending.
It should be clear to you now that this girl was the coolest.
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