The Ten Titles

Shortly after I was inspired to get us all writing in this blog again, one of my roommates, Emily, sent me a list of writing prompts for 10 days that we are starting this week. I've decided to share the first one here:

"Write 10 potential book titles of books you’d like to write."

Here we go! I've also decided to write some on what they could be about...and learned that 10 is a lot of titles.

1) Sorting Rubbish

The sometimes-cynical story of two sisters and their various dating adventures in Maine, Virginia, and in between. A rom-com novel, female readers of all ages will muse in confusion at the antics of "the man with one arm", wonder at the enigma that is the naked-man, and turn the pages to discover if these two women in their 20's get their chance at finding true love.

2) How To Be A Wing-Lady

The Wing-Man is totally out, duh. It is the era of the Wind-Lady erm, wing-WOMAN. Never underestimate the power of the females in a friend group - they are a new girlfriend's in to her man's entourage and a man's harshest critic on his new partner. This how-to book is for every member of the social relationship teaching you: (if you are the new GF) how to befriend the friends, (if you are the wing-woman) how to be warm and inviting just enough to get a good gauge on your guy pal's new love, and (if you are the guy in the new relationship) how to ask your women friends to be your wing-lady and share their pearls of wisdom and input with you.

3) Pippin: The Adventures of a Curious Pigmy Goat

Meet Pippin, the goat that just can't stay out of trouble! Follow Pippin on his adventures on and off the farm as he gets into the chicken coop, learns how the humans live, and spreads joy and fun at each turn!

4) The Flannel Book

This one will just be a photo collection of flannel things. Mostly shirts. Maybe some hot men too.

5)  Weekday Warrior

The story of a insomniac woman and her night-time adventures in the bowels of Hong Kong.

6) What's the big deal about vampires?

 A look at the big picture - they drink blood...human blood. Human blood! How can that be romanticized! HOW!?

7) Boom, Boom, Boom

A picture book of things that go Boom!

8) 101 Things to do instead of watching TV, surfing the web, or staring at your smart phone

like reading this book 

thanks Stephanie Ashcraft!

9) Please take me seriously

How to make everyone believe everything you say and do.

And last but not least...

10) The Carrot Puller

A raunchy romance especially for vegetable gardeners!